Thought for the Day...

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time. He started throwing the stone into the sea. While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond. He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea... Moral of the story: Do not get up early in the morning...

phpPoker | Get phpPoker at SourceForge.net

phpPoker | Get phpPoker at SourceForge.net

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phpPoker

I created a 5 Card Poker Game in PHP. This is one player game and I started it to practise some PHP.

Today I've released phpPoker under GNU GPL at SourceForge.net. This is my first Open Source Project that has reached Net.

The Project Page at SourceForge: https://sourceforge.net/projects/phppoker/

The phpPoker can be played online at
http://phppoker.sourceforge.net/demo/index.php.

I'm yet to work on Project Home Page: http://phppoker.sourceforge.net/.

Some Cool Translations….

Have a nice day!
----- अच्छा दिन लो!

What's up?
----- ऊपर क्या है?

You're kidding!
----- तुम बच्चा बना रहे हो!

Don't kid me!
----- मेरा बच्चा मत बनाओ!

Yo, baby! What's up?
----- बेटी यो, ऊपर क्या है?

Cool man!
----- ठंडा आदमी!

Check this out, man!
---- इसकी छानबीन करो, आदमी!

Don't mess with me, dude.
----- मेरे साथ गंदगी मत करो, ए व्यक्ति.

She's so fine!
----- वो इतनी बारीक है!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
----- सुनो दोस्त, वो चूजा मेरा है, ठीक?

Hey good looking; what's cooking?
---- अरे सुन्दरता की देवी; क्या पका रही हो?

Are you nuts?
----- क्या आप अखरोट हैं?

Son of a gun.
----- बच्चा बंदूक का.

Rock the party.
---- पार्टी में पत्थर फेको.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do?
----- कैसे करते हो?

Keep in touch!
----- छूते रहो.

Lets hang out!
----- चलो बाहर लटकते हैं

गूगल में हिंदी

गूगल में अब हिंदी में लिखना और भेजना संभव है।
बहुत अच्छा! यानी अब मैं कुछ पसंदीदा शेर यहाँ ला सकता हूँ.

अजय

Answer by BE students

Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in  A.C.as compared to D.C. ?  
Candidate:  An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.  

External  (to  student) : "Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To pass through ?  
Student: See, a capacitor is like this  ---| |---  , OK. DC comes straight, like this ---------- , and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN, UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!"

Interviewer:  How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?  
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If it gets stuck, it was DC.  

Interviewer:  H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor?
Candidate:  I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor around, and put back the bolts.      

Interviewer:  How do you start a synchronous motor?  
Candidate:  Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)  
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!  
Candidate:  rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)  

Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"  
Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."  
Examiner (smiling):  "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly):" Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or in a pit?"  
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground?"  
(Student knows he is caught-can't answer)
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"  
Student (triumphantly):  "A stepless transformer, sir!"

Quote...

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

Hello World!

This is just to check if I can write from my email account.

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My Topics

These are the topics I'd be covering in my posts:

• IT:
• OS's - I mostly work with Windows, but keep an eye on other OS's
• Databases - MS-SQL, MySQL, MS-Access, DB2 and maybe ORACLE
• Programming

• Business:
• ERP/ Business Processes/ Accounting & MIS/ Management/

• General

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